June 2013
“No Leaf Clover” by Metallica
“Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of the tunnel, was just a freight train coming your way…”
- Me: oh thats cute
- : *checks price tag*
- Me: no its not
does ke$ha go by k€sha in europe
She goes by K£sha in Britain
why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
I didn’t want my family to judge me so I walked past them with 2 cookies on my plate and 4 in my pockets
babies cry because they know how much debt they’re going to be in once they graduate from college
embarrassing parts of books are a million times worse than embarrassing parts of movies i’ve decided because you can’t look away or cover your face until it’s over you have no choice but to pay attention and endure that secondhand embarrassment with them
[looks you in the eyes, pats your knee sympathetically] i don’t care
